December 22, 2017 - This is what happens when even your cat thinks it's too damned cold to crawl out of bed.
December 25, 2017 - They're debating the best way to get me out if bed so they can have their presents. - - "I think he might be awake. He just took a selfie of us." - - "What, are you fucking stupid? That's an involuntary human reflex. Imma claw the shit out of the back of his head. That'll wake him up."