Anybody who knows me by now knows how much I loathe Alien: Covenant. Lazy-ass storytelling, that one. I mentioned in a blog post a few days ago that I am enjoying the ass-whooping Alien: Covenant is taking at the box office.
Seriously. Fuck that movie.
Anyway, from analyzing the box office numbers, one thing became clear to me: 20th Century Fox is going to remove Ridley Scott from the director's chair. And the studio is going to do that in one of two ways.
Option #1: Assign a production executive who will tighten the reigns on Ridley Scott, who clearly has forgotten how to build tension, suspense, and appropriately scare anybody.
Option #2: Fire Ridley Scott.
But, as my director of "Dog," "Go Tell It on the Molehill," and "Ananas Comosus" pointed out, option #1 is effectively option #2, because option #1 will likely cause Ridley Scott to quit the franchise.
Fine. Let it happen.
That is my prediction.
For those who follow the Alien franchise, they will remember that Neill Blomkamp had developed an "Alien 5" that would have starred Sigourney Weaver and Michael Biehn (as "Ripley" and "Hicks," respectively). Not only that, this "Alien 5" would have been a soft reboot, ignoring the events of Alien 3 and Alien Resurrection.
If my prediction comes true, then I will automatically predict that Blomkamp's movie gets the green light.
Whatever happens with Blomkamp's project, let's hope that Ridley Scott never directs another Alien franchise movie again.
Hell, I'd be happy letting him finish his Prometheus trilogy, as long as they re-distance it from the Alien franchise as much as possible.
But don't let him touch the xenomorph every again. He's already completely ruined it. It's no wonder they gave the sequel to Blade Runner to someone else.
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