The next day (I think), I found myself at a rather boring "pioneer town" (the Aussies love their pioneer towns).
And then there was a lighthouse somewhere.
I really need to look these places up... I've already forgotten where I've been.
|Went to a koala hospital. Took a picture of a kookaburra. I mean... what else are you supposed to do?|
|I never found this damned bird. I was even looking up the whole time.|
|Australian bush turkey. Sadly, not the swooping bird, either. But he did follow us to the restaurant.|
|Not only was the food amazing... their philosophy is on point!|
|This is Winnie. She slept in this tree outside of the villa all day. We'll revisit her later.|
|Lame pioneer town. With a sad, bored pig. I seriously wanted to rescue this guy. I might have even felt guilty the next time I ate pork. Can't remember. Let's just assume I felt guilty.|
|Oh, look... a pioneer town.|
|The highlight of said pioneer town... Casper the Cockatoo. He LOVES having his belly tickled. And he'd only speak once you stopped tickling him and walked away. He's a very, very good guilt-tripper.|
|Anyone who knows me knows why I took a picture of this.|
|A panorama of yet another gorgeous, empty beach. WTF, Australia???|
|Beautiful rocks. I was secretly hoping one of the idiots on the right would slip and fall. So I could point, laugh, and call them idiots. After I called for help, of course.|
|TWO PEOPLE??? On that??? If this were America, there'd be so many bodies you wouldn't be able to see the sand!!!|
|Just a nice rocky beach. Again, with no one on it.|
|Winnie, still sleeping in her tree. I've got video of this girl. I'll share it in a future post.|
|Winnie. I miss her. We bonded.|