Friday, December 26, 2014

Irreverent Conversations: Cat Piss

So, a friend and I were talking about my cats the other day.  This is a transcript.

ME
I really wish my cat would shut the fuck up.

SHE
What's he want?

ME
He wants to go outside.

SHE
To use the bathroom?

ME
Probably.

SHE
Well, get up and let him out.

ME
He's got a litter box.  He can go inside.

SHE
If you had to pee, would you rather go outside on a tree or inside in a box?

ME
I'd rather go in bed and have it be socially acceptable to be covered in piss.

FADE OUT.

THE END.

Thursday, December 25, 2014

Surrender

The best Bond standard you've never heard. Also, the song I want to be sung to sleep to.

"The truth is now what I say; I've taken care of yesterday."


MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Monday, December 22, 2014

Angels to Churches

Leaving Los Angeles would be harder were she not already taken.  It's been a ride, but I know where I want to be.  And it's not here.  It never was, despite the protestations of some who claimed to know me well.  A pit stop, this City of the Angels.  Nothing more.  An establishment of a face, of a talent, and - according to a publicist - of the hair.  Now that they're calling me, I no longer need to be here.

That's not to say I won't miss it.  And, quite frankly, we're not done yet.

Adelaide is on the horizon.  Never have I been to a city that screamed to me as it caressed me.  Never have I been to a city that wanted me to stay... that asked me to stay.  Until that South Australian adventure.

Still, and perhaps sadly, moving to Adelaide is a long way off.  Immigration restrictions aside, I owe a great deal many people a great deal many things, and I have to repay that trust before I set off on my own selfish journey.

But I know what I want to do.  And I know where I want to be.

One day... I'll know who I want to do it with.

Until then, c'est la vie.


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