Friday, December 26, 2014

Irreverent Conversations: Cat Piss

So, a friend and I were talking about my cats the other day.  This is a transcript.

ME
I really wish my cat would shut the fuck up.

SHE
What's he want?

ME
He wants to go outside.

SHE
To use the bathroom?

ME
Probably.

SHE
Well, get up and let him out.

ME
He's got a litter box.  He can go inside.

SHE
If you had to pee, would you rather go outside on a tree or inside in a box?

ME
I'd rather go in bed and have it be socially acceptable to be covered in piss.

FADE OUT.

THE END.

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