Probably a little late for that.
They scattered a long time ago. No, really, my memory's been very strange these days. Only a few years ago, I would (accurately and honestly, I swear) often tell people that "If I tell you I can't remember, I'm probably lying."
And now I forget EVERYTHING.
No, I'm not probably lying.
I even started using "Google Calendar" to start keeping track of appointments and meetings, which I have been missing/forgetting at a record rate. One problem with Google Calendar... when I started using it, I found myself INPUTTING THE WRONG FUCKING DATES!!!
So that experiment went nowhere.
That's not a surprise, though. A lot of things go nowhere. A lot of people, too. I find it funny how they all claim to enjoy going nowhere. Pride... probably means you're lying.
Hey, that's kinda clever...
I think I'm going to attribute this flippancy/absent-mindedness to quitting smoking.
Shit... I forgot that today is my nephew's birthday.
Shit... and my parents' anniversary.
All good, though... my favorite Australian Football League team (the Sydney Swans) is probably going to have a Top 2 position in the finals this year.
Pity I forgot the game was last Friday and not Saturday... I even scheduled a get-together to watch the match.
Oh, and I'm flipping the bird to the Internet way of doing things and am re-familiarizing myself with using two spaces after periods (and other full-stops) when typing! Take that!
But, enough about me. How are you?