I'm sick of cleaning out my shower drain every three days or so. I'm sick of having to buy proper "product" to make my hair look decent (although I've learned a shortcut or two...). In fact, the only thing I'll truly and properly miss is the strange willingness of women to braid my hair when there's nothing else to do.
Anyway, in preemptive memoriam of my lengthy locks, I've decided to enshrine images of their final vacation in Australia.
Also, taking suggestions for hair styles.
The "woman on a motorcycle" look. Except I'm on a boat. And have a penis.
Now you know why potheads prefer long hair: it can help hide their habits.