Sunday, December 16, 2007

Kudos and F.U.-dos

It's been a while since I did something pointless and random, so here goes:

Kudos to Al Gore, who completely remodeled his energy-hog home into something much, much more efficient. Way to put your money where your mouth is (but I still wouldn't vote for you).

F.U.-dos to Bobby Petrino. You know, coaches all around the world often push their players by saying, "Finish what you start." Mr. Petrino, you have lost the right to ever say that again.

Kudos to Michael Vick. You're finally where you belong.

F.U.-dos to Michael Vick. You're finally where you belong.

Kudos to the San Diego Chargers. One more win and you clinch your division for the second year straight. Two more wins and you'll record back-to-back double-digit wins for the first time since the 1980 and 1981 seasons.

F.U.-dos to the San Diego Padres. Are you ever going to win a bid for a free agent? That being said, they are still looking better than last year.

Kudos to the AMPTP for sticking to their guns.

F.U.-dos to the AMPTP for not having a back-up plan in the case of a strike.

Kudos to the WGA for putting out some of the best television material in years.

F.U.-dos to the WGA for putting a lot of people out of work.

Kudos to NBC for picking up Life and Chuck for full-season runs (and possible kudos for dumping Bionic Woman).

F.U.-dos to NBC for leaving Journeyman in a current state of limbo.

Kudos to Ronald D. Moore for creating what was potentially the best science-fiction television series ever.

F.U.-dos to Ronald D. Moore for ruining it during the second season.

Kudos to Brad for getting me hired on American Idol.

F.U.-dos to everyone who fails to return emails, MySpace messages, and phone calls.

Kudos for the State of California for imposing penalties on employers that don't offer health care. More kudos for California for not fucking with the current health care system to do it. See, people? There are solutions.

F.U.-dos to China for not leaving Taiwan alone, among other places. Seriously, it's been a half-century. Is it really that important to have that island? F.U.-dos also go to the United States for being pussies and not formally recognizing Taiwan as a sovereign nation.

Kudos to everyone who reads these silly little blogs.

F.U.-dos to everyone who doesn't.

7 comments:

  1. Where are my Kudos?

    Posted by JeffScape on December 16, 2007 - Sunday - 2:49 PM

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  2. I can forsee "F.U.-dos" in the dictionary in the next few years. I hope they credit you for popularizing it.

    Pointless and random it is, but they always make me smile.

    Posted by **JEAN** on December 16, 2007 - Sunday - 2:03 PM

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  3. @Joe: Sucks, doesn't it? Kudos to Journeyman. F.U.-dos to Bionic Woman. That show seriously stunk.

    Posted by JeffScape on December 16, 2007 - Sunday - 11:28 PM

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  4. @JEAN: Yes, though I'm still wondering how someone reading a blog about kudos forgets to post them. You're fired.

    Posted by JeffScape on December 16, 2007 - Sunday - 11:17 PM

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  5. Yes, it appears BIONIC WOMAN is over. And DAMN that JOURNEYMAN is, too.

    Posted by Joe on December 16, 2007 - Sunday - 10:44 PM

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  6. OOOPS, totally forgot to check em. There, you happy now?! ;)

    Posted by **JEAN** on December 16, 2007 - Sunday - 9:11 PM

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  7. This was a deep thoughts by Jeff post. :)!!!

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