Over the years, in my own experience of course, I have discovered a few things:
Telling a deploying soldier "kick some ass" is perfectly acceptable.
Calling gay friends "faggots" and black friends "niggers" is also acceptable. Naturally, what they usually call me back is not printable.
Posting a "That Includes Bible-Thumbing" sign underneath a "No Soliciting" sign on your door saves everyone involved a ton of grief.
Fist fights resulting from left versus right political arguments can acceptably and peacefully be resolved with free alcohol.
"Thou Shalt Not Kill" is a debatable Commandment.
Neo-Nazis are people, too. Stupid people, but people nonetheless.
The cuter an animal is, the better it usually tastes. Which leads to...
Dogs and cats can be eaten.
My incorrect opinion is still better than your correct one.
Kids who think they're cool because they dress in black and listen to punk or emo either A) continue to listen to punk or emo and fail in life or B) change their loser ways and wind up classic rock fans.
Stereotypes are surprisingly accurate, even if not absolute truths.
A single American hostage is reason enough to go to war. Conversely, for other countries, a single hostage of their citizenry is reason enough for them to go to war.
Men and women are not mental and physical equals. They are, however, social equals, and should be treated as such.
Having retarded (for lack of better term) children in our school systems increases the amount of tax dollars we put in to pay for said school systems. Tax dollars better spent elsewhere.
Many of you are referring to me with despicable words right now, and that's your right. Humor me and post some of them. I'm curious.
Clint Eastwood isn't running for President, but I'm voting for him anyway.
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