I've tried this, and it works! In fact, if you don't repost this blog and send it to 50 people you know, the girl of your dreams won't send you a letter at midnight tomorrow, thereby robbing you of your chance to receive a free PlayStation Portable loaded with your favorite ringtones!
All that's required of you is for your dumb ass to click here, fill out a silly questionnaire regarding how much you've changed in 10 years or what you like to do on Tuesdays, and post it as a bulletin labeled "How much I love God" or using nifty euphemistic code words corresponding to your initials.
Once you've finished that, simply wait a day or two to find out how you, too, can earn money filling out worthless surveys about how women really do "like 'em big," while making a living in data entry from the comfort of their own homes.
Before long, Tom will threaten to start charging your for your worthless MySpace, unless you start having pointless "MySpace comment" conversations with people you've never met about your best friend's favorite shirtless MySpace profile picture of himself.
Act now, because you are the 1,000,000th visitor to this site, and supplies of Xbox 360s aren't shared with the 1,000,001st visitor. If you fail to act now, we'll ship your free gaming console to a voyeuristic True.com dating site model, who'll in exchange tell you about a great deal for everyone to get rich by mailing 75 random people $1 each.
Don't delay. After all, you can find out who visits your MySpace page!